Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know,
since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at
church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them
away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in
the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third
said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen
one back since!"